Kibbles -n- Bits
This morning when Anders woke up at 8am, I took him downstairs so that Corinne could get a few hours of extra sleep (she let me sleep in yesterday). He's pretty self-entertaining at this time in the morning, so he sat down at his toys to play and I sat down at the computer. We'd been downstairs in the Great Room for probably about 45 minutes when I noticed that Anders wasn't in the room anymore. I couldn't hear him, so I got up and started towards the kitchen to see where he'd gone.
As I looked down the hallway into the kitchen, I saw Anders sitting on the floor with what at first appeared to be a circle of Cheerios surrounding him. He often has his "snack cup" filled with Cheerios1 with him, so I figured that he had just put a bunch on the floor and was eating them from there. But then they looked too big to be Cheerios...
Then I realized that is where I had put Max's food dish.
Sure enough, as I walked up I discovered pieces of dry cat food all around him. And they weren't actually dry anymore. Some kibble was in his hands, and his shirt had streams of cat-food-infused drool running down the front. And his breath smelled like cat food.
He didn't put up much of a fight when I took the food away and wiped off his hands, face, and shirt. And the pineapple that he had for a morning snack covered up any residual odor of "chicken and liver flavor".
The next time this happens, I'll make sure that I reach for the camera before taking the food away.
- Mike, Corinne, and Anders "Ralph Wiggum" Rocket
1It's not actually Cheerios, but rather one of a collection of organic, whole grain look-alikes. But he doesn't know the difference. They all taste better than cat food.
"And his breath smelled like cat food."
ReplyDeleteThis is the only circumstance where you would be able to say that about someone other than a cat. Parenthood is grand.
The photo is nice because it's sort of lit like a police evidence photo. ;)
I love it when parents share like this -- the small ironies of our "new" life post-kids. Anders remains a cutie.